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One bullet short of a full gun (34)
Lock and load… Time. I can’t believe it’s been over 4,500 hours since my last bullet post - That’s over six months for those of you still using the Imperial system. Wait that doesn’t make sense, but it does offer me the … Continue reading
Enemy at the Gates
The opening scenes of the movie Enemy At The Gates features a sequence in which the main character arrives at the docks on Stalingrad in late 1942, and is promptly queued up in front of a truck, in which Commissars are issuing … Continue reading
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One bullet short of a full gun (33)
I know I said I was back, I even called you bitches and all that stuff. Now I’m giving you bullets. Draw. I’ve been thinking about trying to get back into drawing again. Heck, when I was a kid I … Continue reading
One bullet short of a full gun (32)
I’m doing something a little different this time. Picture bullets. How mean would it be for me to scrape those dots from my window and set up a box of donuts on the table? Remember when I talked about how … Continue reading
One bullet short of a full gun (30)
Salad: LovelyWife is away this week on a business trip. As part of the recruitment aspect of her job, she gets to visit exotic locales like Montréal, Sainte-Foy and Sherbrooke. How exciting! This of course means that I get to … Continue reading
One bullet short of a full gun (29)
I really enjoy that wine tasting class we’re taking. I think I’ll continue with the homework – namely, trying new wines every week – even after the class is over… Like I need more excuses to get drunk. I gotta … Continue reading
One Silver bullet short of a full gun (27)
Notapussy: My good buddy Dave2 called me a pussy. I’ve never been so honored! It was meant in the British sense of the word, right? Well, maybe I’ve made a huge mistake. The Wolfman: I went to see The Wolfman … Continue reading
One bullet short of a full gun (26)
Bullets about the week-end, since that no blogging thing on the week-end is working so well. Pizza! Is there seriously anything better in the world than having an impromptu dinner with friends on Friday night? We ordered some pizza, opened … Continue reading
One bullet short of a full gun (25)
Yay it’s the first One bullet short of a full gun of 2010. Rejoice people! Apparently, today is DELURKER DAY! So go ahead, delurk and let me know you exist in the comments! It’s really easy: make fun of my … Continue reading
A full gun (the Beretta edition)
In honor of 9-9-9, here’s a special Beretta 92 (9mm) edition of One bullet short of a full gun. Enjoy! Only 10 days until: The International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Prepare to unleash you inner Buccaneer! Yarrrrrrrrr! I go … Continue reading
One bullet short of a full gun (20)
Crocs & Socks: Even if they rhyme, they don’t go together. I swear. You look like a jackass. Rain: I think that’s enough rain for a little bit. It’s depressing. I didn’t golf this year yet! Wooden Spoon: Are you … Continue reading
One bullet short of a full gun (19)
My brother the Professor (mBtP), aka Hermano, changed his blog name from “Inutile est on deuxième nom” to “Beer in the butt chicken”. I guess he’s going International, so you should go wish him all kinds of luck. I’m not … Continue reading
One bullet short of a full gun (18)
Too smart for my own good: I knew it, that thing I suspected turned out exactly the way I thougt it was going to turn out. That means more work for me. Oh joy. Model: Before remodeling, shouldn’t I model … Continue reading
One bullet short of a full gun (17)
Damn. Don’t you hate it when you just finish doing something and figure out a way that would’ve been easier, quicker, better looking and cheaper? Me too. Now I think I have to redo the office window frame. Sh*t. List: … Continue reading
One bullet short of a full gun (16)
Royal Visit: You guys remember my mom, right? I mention her from time to time and recently Avitable made her an offer she couldn’t refuse. There’s a picture below if you don’t remember. Well my mom (and my dad) is coming … Continue reading
