Tag Archives: Assvice
Icebreakers
Icebreakers So LovelyWife has decided to throw a dinner party for two of her employees and spouses. Of course, when she told me about inviting those people over for dinner, her main concern was that I would embarrass her in … Continue reading
Posted in It's all about me, It's not about me, LovelyWife, Sicko
Tagged Assvice, Ice ice baby
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Parenting Assvice
My friends Peter and Natasha recently had a baby, Kole. I have found a few useful tips for the new parents. As usual, my only valid parenting advice is: Disregard all parenting advice you receive. You should print and frame … Continue reading





