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Category Archives: Sicko
Friday I’m in love – Redux
If you don’t get this, maybe last week’s post will help you. Click to embiggify. Woot.
Things my wife can’t veto
As I mentionned on Saturday, LovelyWife is gone for the week for a “business trip” in North Carolina. While she’s away, I buy things she can’t veto.It’s like I have a meta veto. Here’s what I got at this point: … Continue reading
I had a dream…
I dreamt that I took all the skin & muscle off my right arm. I just cut around the bicep to the bone and pulled the whole thing off like a sock. I did it so I could reajust the … Continue reading
Why we don’t rob banks together
I already mentionned how freakingly tall my assistant is. On top of being tall, he’s also in extremely good shape. And no, I’m not just saying that because I’m scared he’ll kick the crap out of me. We actually have … Continue reading
Out of the frying pan…
And into the fire. Our travel plans for the week-end have been cancelled. Normally, I might call this a blessing in disguise, but not this time. Because we’re not driving 700kms, we get to stay home and play catch-up to … Continue reading
Word(le).
Hey guess what. I decided I was going to be sick during my week off. Yay me.
127.0.0.1 sweet 127.0.0.1
Home at last! Don’t get me wrong: I honestly enjoyed my Holiday break at this point. Really. After 1 hour of re-packing the thousands of gifts in smaller and smaller bags, 30 minutes of carrying everything down and fitting everything in … Continue reading
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The chandelier adventure
In transit: Well, unless you’re some freak that stays up until 00:01 to read new posts ASAP. Oh wait that’s me. So as you’re reading this, I’m most likely on the road between Ottawa and Sherbrooke. I’ll be visiting families and … Continue reading
Citrus Clementina
A clementine is the hesperidium of a variety of mandarin orange (Citrus reticulata). Latin stuff is so weird. Speaking of weird and clementines, let me share with you the latest weirdness that I experimented through Facebook. I’m translating the emails, … Continue reading
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Sweet Dreams
I normally dream of pretty regular stuff. My dreams are – most of the tiime – boring. I once dreamt that I was grocery shopping. I also dreamt I was driving for a long long time. But not this week-end! … Continue reading
Not quite bullets…
More like bull. Crazy e-mail I think e-mail should be banned on Fridays afternoon, especially an hour or so before closing time. Here’s an excerpt of an e-mail I received this Friday at 16:07: Emphasis mine. Names changed to protect the … Continue reading
Erection night in Canada
Oups, that’s Election night in Canada. In honor of things staying the same for the next few years, here’s 101 big dick jokes – thanks Drew – where I replaced “My dick” with “Stephen Harper”. Stephen Harper is so big, … Continue reading
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I got a case of the Mondays
Anybody wants some “the Mondays”? I gotta case full of them. Weekend recap: Went to Montréal Friday night, came back home on Saturday around noon, slept most of the afternoon, went to see Death Race, stayed awake most of the … Continue reading
Is that what they meant by “Venti”?
Some guy just farted on me while waiting in line at Starbucks. Seriously. I can’t stop laughing.
