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Category Archives: Sicko
The one that sends Child Services to my house*
So, it’s March break at The Abode. That means I’m “babysitting” my kids and a friend’s kids today. w00t! So here’s my plan: Fill them up with espresso, and have them clean the whole house! I’m taking back March Break … Continue reading
Right, I’m the pussy
I don’t know if you’ve heard, but last week my good buddy Dave2 called me a pussy. It’s all over the InterSphereTubes. Really. Ever since that happened, I’ve been looking at ways to get back at him, and I explored … Continue reading
How crazy is this?
First thing first: Today is Avitable’s birthday. Way back when, Hilly tricked me into believing that it was Adam’s Birthday when it wasn’t. But today I’m pretty sure it is Adam’s birthday. So go over there and wish Avitable the … Continue reading
So Frustrated…
I’m so frustrated right now. I’m frustrated about anything and everything. I’m frustrated as a parent. I’m frustrated as a husband. I’m frustrated as a worker. I’m frustrated at being frustrated. My mind is going (crazy/running) in circles. It seems … Continue reading
A Judge, moi?
My mom would be so proud. I am finally a Judge. Granted, it’s not for a court of Law, but it’s still called being a Judge so I’m totally counting it. Ever since I watched Night Court as a little … Continue reading
Look what I got! – Reddux
Yes, it’s a sore throat! I guess I’ll delay my training to beat Michel Mangetout. P.S.: I really hope this “Look what I got!” will not become a series. Sigh.
The origin of American Thanksgiving
After yesterday’s post, a lot of you* asked me if I was serious about the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade starting in Ottawa and making its way down to New-York via Montréal. Of course I was serious. I even dug up … Continue reading
My most embarrassing pregnancy moment
Yesterday Heather from Confessions of a Coal Miner’s Granddaughter wrote a post about how some dude asked her if she was pregnant. I’m slightly paraphrasing – I believe the term “baby bump” was used – but that’s only so you … Continue reading
Remember.
Today is veteran’s day. Remember what I did last year? This year, I’m choosing a slightly different route. If you don’t get it… Hover your mouse over the picture.
And so it begins…
All right, if my math is correct, the party has already begun so I can reveal my costume for you folks who are not attending or will be fashionably late. In keeping with the party theme, I decided to go … Continue reading
Icebreakers
Icebreakers So LovelyWife has decided to throw a dinner party for two of her employees and spouses. Of course, when she told me about inviting those people over for dinner, her main concern was that I would embarrass her in … Continue reading
Posted in It's all about me, It's not about me, LovelyWife, Sicko
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Quirky
All right. Yesterday I Tweeted that LovelyWife was a little weird quirky. Poppy told me you’re supposed to use quirky instead of weird when I talk about LovelyWife. Makes sense. Anyhoo, I said LovelyWife was quirky because she can spend … Continue reading
Ask Canadia’s Blogger (2)
Bonjour Michel, Comment ca va? L’ autre jour, j’ai ete au Canada (c’est tres jolie en Juillet) et j’ai noticee un livre de timbres Americaine … [In all fairness, that’s not too bad up until I created the conjugation for … Continue reading
Kidless Week: Day Four.
Getting Dizzy… LovelyWife is still not completely 100% healthy so there’s a strict no kissing – or should I say no snooging – rule. It is completely true that you only notice things you had once they’re gone or unallowed. … Continue reading
Joys of Fatherhood 2
Yesterday I daddyblogged a bit about my Zadorables. It was after all Father’s Day on Sunday. Just in case any of you start thinking that I’m this lovey-dovey mushy dad person, let me show you what I do to balance … Continue reading
