Category Archives: Sicko

Pillow

If you read Avitable (and if you don’t what’s wrong with you?) you know that last Friday Adam posted a bunch of things he wanted to sell in a Black Friday spirit, and you probably know that I expressed interest … Continue reading

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It’s all going slowly away…

I recently moved into an apartment with an ex coworker of mine. It’s not big, and it smells really damp. I have no clue why I moved in with this person – or rather how I allowed him to move in … Continue reading

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Best Father’s Day ever.

This post is filed under sarcasm. Don’t worry too much, it’s not that bad, but I just needed something to document what happened on Sunday. Everyone is fine, nobody dies in this story. This Sunday, my son got shot in … Continue reading

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Butchered

When it comes to food, I’m pretty much a quality over quantity guy. That doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy large quantities of good quality food on occasion. But if given a choice between a five pound poutine from Smoke’s Poutinerie and … Continue reading

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The List

If you didn’t already brand me with the OCD iron following my fridge posts, this will certainly seal the deal. Ever so often, LovelyWife will say random things* like: Let’s redo the kitchen! Let’s renovate the bathroom! I’m so tired … Continue reading

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Livin’ on the Edge

When LovelyWife came home from work yesterday, she had bought eggs. She put them in the fridge. Click to embiggify… If you can’t see the eggs. I’m telling you it’s a disease. Look at those eggs RIGHT ON THE EDGE … Continue reading

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The OCG with OCD

You know how it starts with “There’s a lot of crumbs in this toaster” and ends with taking the whole kitchen back to studs? Yeah, that. I’m the Original Canadian Gangster with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Today I cleaned the fridge. … Continue reading

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Robin in a coffin

Inspired by this post at Father Muskrat. If you still don’t get it: Dick Grayson.

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My secret admirer

Malt Whisky Yearbook 2011 When I came back from Montreal on Tuesday, I had a Canada Post notice of delivery in the mailbox. That was weird, because I did not order anything that would be delivered by Express Post, and … Continue reading

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A clear (bat) signal

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House

Every single episode of  ever made *COLD OPENING* 00 – We see [someone] [in a situation that is very dangerous]. 01 – Tension builds as [someone] [does something that can have / has dire consequences]. 02 – Unexpectedly, [someone else … Continue reading

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Movember is upon us.

Like a coat of arms for his face: A well maintained moustache is a symbol of the modern gentleman. Recently I Tweeted that I was going to grow an evil moustache to look like a guy who ties women to … Continue reading

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Decisions, decisions…

MacMini vs McMini I believe this should be illegal. I also think Apple should retaliate with their own Big Mac.

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Mikey likes it

I spent the day liking statuses and posts updates on Facebook. Seven hours of fun. All 116 of them.

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No Comments

I get a whole bunch of spam comments around here. Most of the time, I just delete the comments after going through them – I blame my OCD but it helps me catch a few of real comments in there, … Continue reading

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