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Category Archives: Me
Bumpin’ Uglies
There are not a lot of things I really hate in this World. Camping is on top of that list, of course. Shut up, camping is a “thing”. I hate it. Most mornings, I walk through a Shopping Mall to … Continue reading
How to write gooder?
I know I know, the “gooder” joke has been overplayed at this point. No worries I’m retiring it today. That was the last gooder joke I’ll ever do, I promise. Maybe a last one for the road. Lately I’ve been … Continue reading
This blog is officially a toddler
Three years ago, I moved whatever crap I was writing from Joomla! to WordPress and never looked back. Actually, that’s not true. I peeked a few times. I still have a Joomla! installation at the ready to test things out, play … Continue reading
Ask and ye shall receive?
“I’m going to cook some bacon for breakfast. I’m hesitating between using the blowtorch and sticking the slices in the toaster to cook it. What do you think I should do?” “How about just using a pan?” I reply. “Well … Continue reading
This? Is Not Better: My Wedding Photo Edition
A few days ago, Angie from A Whole lot of Nothing …and then some posted her engagement picture on her website. Go look, it’s totally worth it. I commented on the post: Of course being French-Canadian we don’t really do engagement … Continue reading
Bell can kiss my Ass
Bell can kiss my ass With permision from David Simmer II, Blogography Bell Canada is like that creepy old guy that keeps staring at young girls during office parties. At first I thought Bell Canada was awesome and funny, hey … Continue reading
Butchered
When it comes to food, I’m pretty much a quality over quantity guy. That doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy large quantities of good quality food on occasion. But if given a choice between a five pound poutine from Smoke’s Poutinerie and … Continue reading
A Cryptic Post
If I’m ever on fire, rolling on the floor, crying and waving my arms around… Please consider it implied that I want you to put the fire out. Don’t tell me I wasn’t clear enough about telling you I wanted … Continue reading
The List
If you didn’t already brand me with the OCD iron following my fridge posts, this will certainly seal the deal. Ever so often, LovelyWife will say random things* like: Let’s redo the kitchen! Let’s renovate the bathroom! I’m so tired … Continue reading
Livin’ on the Edge
When LovelyWife came home from work yesterday, she had bought eggs. She put them in the fridge. Click to embiggify… If you can’t see the eggs. I’m telling you it’s a disease. Look at those eggs RIGHT ON THE EDGE … Continue reading
The OCG with OCD
You know how it starts with “There’s a lot of crumbs in this toaster” and ends with taking the whole kitchen back to studs? Yeah, that. I’m the Original Canadian Gangster with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Today I cleaned the fridge. … Continue reading
The Last Sleepover
Zoé went to her last sleepover yesterday. “How can you know it was her last sleepover?” I hear you ask out loud in your office / living room / favorite coffee shop. Because I’m not really a dumbass. I just comb my … Continue reading
Reboot
And so this is Christmas, and what have I done? Oh wait. It’s not Christmas, it’s new Year. 2011. Well, it’s not even New Year’s anymore, since I’m writing this tomorrow. A New Year bring new stuff. A reboot of … Continue reading
Robin in a coffin
Inspired by this post at Father Muskrat. If you still don’t get it: Dick Grayson.
