Category Archives: It’s not about me

I’m about to kill someone. GRRRRRRR!

We used to have our own server room. Walking distance from my office. Easy access. Somehow, the computer service people convinced us to move all our servers in their computer room. What they sold us: “The computer room is climate-controlled!” … Continue reading

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One month

In one month, I’ll be celebrating my 15th wedding anniversary. Online sources say that it’s the crystal anniversary. Sounds like a great opportunity to get my LovelyWife those awesome Roulette Scotch glasses that she loves so much, doesn’t it? From … Continue reading

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My secret admirer – an update

Yesterday I wrote about my secret admirer and the book I received. You can read all about it here. If you’re too lazy to click, here’s the gist of the story: I received a book that I didn’t order. The … Continue reading

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Subtle

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Here we go…

CutieDaughter will turn twelve this summer. With twelve comes great power, and we all know that with great power comes great responsibilities. Ah superheroes, is there anything they can’t teach us? We’re sitting at the table this morning – having … Continue reading

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No Shit!

This post is password protected, because it’s about you.

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I am not from around here

After a lot of time thinking about this, I think I came up with the most likely explanation for my super power. I am not from your planet. I think I must be from Uranus – I’ve been called or … Continue reading

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Right, I’m the pussy

I don’t know if you’ve heard, but last week my good buddy Dave2 called me a pussy. It’s all over the InterSphereTubes. Really. Ever since that happened, I’ve been looking at ways to get back at him, and I explored … Continue reading

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Disintegration

Oh yeah, it’s Monday all right. This is “Disintegration” from Luke Chueng. I gotta keep it together. I might kill someone before the day is over*. Stay tuned. *Of course I won’t. But if I did, wouldn’t this be messed … Continue reading

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How Green Are You?

I’m as green as the next guy,  but this green is looking slightly more like the Hulk than any nature conscious guy today. You see, I go back to work today, but my kids are only starting school tomorrow. So … Continue reading

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Two Scores and Fourteen Years Ago…

I married a Rockstar. *Two scores, that means two kids, right? *Wiggle Eyebrows*

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Gifted

This is one of my favorite Larson of all times.

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The Proust Thing

These are questions from the Proust quiz in a recent issue of Vanity Fair magazine.  It seems everyone and their sister is doing it, so why not me? What is your idea of perfect happiness? A nice bottle of Scotch. … Continue reading

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Ring of Fire

Those were seriously hot chicken wings. I’m pretty sure you can smell them if you get closer to your monitor. That looks yummy, right? You know the fun thing about really hot chicken wings, right? They burn twice. And it … Continue reading

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I should have named them Yin and Yan(g)

My kids. The Zadorables. They seem to be sharing everything. Well, half of everything. For example: Isaac likes spaghetti with sauce, Zoé likes spaghetti with butter. Isaac hates peanut butter, Zoé loves peanut butter. Isaac loves video games, Zoé hates … Continue reading

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