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Category Archives: It’s all about me
Enemy at the Gates
The opening scenes of the movie Enemy At The Gates features a sequence in which the main character arrives at the docks on Stalingrad in late 1942, and is promptly queued up in front of a truck, in which Commissars are issuing … Continue reading
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The matter with me – A car story
Hey, I’ve got eyes that see Don’t say there’s nothing wrong with me You say I’m just paranoid, well that’s something the matter with me That’s one thing the matter with me Hey, they checked my vital signs But I … Continue reading
Mine!
Not to scale, mine is much bigger. A few days ago, I finally paid off my student loan. What better way to celebrate than to go kill a few of those brain cells that are finally totally mine. In other … Continue reading
Lie to me
Let’s say you would happen to be browsing Facebook one night and saw this thumbnail of a picture posted on someone’s wall: In itself, posting a graphic on your wall is not a big deal. But let’s say – hypothetically … Continue reading
One of those DAD posts
You know what is really really hard? Come on, get it out of your system… I can hear you say “that’s what she said” from here. What is really really hard is parenting other people’s kids. In fact, it’s not … Continue reading
Who am I again?
Curious to see the reactions to this one… Happy Canada day!
Trip / Vacation
A few days ago, I told you I’ll eventually tell you the difference between a trip and a vacation. To summarize, a vacation is something you do to relax. A trip is something you do to learn things, fulfill a … Continue reading
It’s all going slowly away…
I recently moved into an apartment with an ex coworker of mine. It’s not big, and it smells really damp. I have no clue why I moved in with this person – or rather how I allowed him to move in … Continue reading
Who am I?
I’m probably getting crucified for this. Bonne St-Jean Baptiste!
Bumpin’ Uglies
There are not a lot of things I really hate in this World. Camping is on top of that list, of course. Shut up, camping is a “thing”. I hate it. Most mornings, I walk through a Shopping Mall to … Continue reading
How to write gooder?
I know I know, the “gooder” joke has been overplayed at this point. No worries I’m retiring it today. That was the last gooder joke I’ll ever do, I promise. Maybe a last one for the road. Lately I’ve been … Continue reading
This blog is officially a toddler
Three years ago, I moved whatever crap I was writing from Joomla! to WordPress and never looked back. Actually, that’s not true. I peeked a few times. I still have a Joomla! installation at the ready to test things out, play … Continue reading
Butchered
When it comes to food, I’m pretty much a quality over quantity guy. That doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy large quantities of good quality food on occasion. But if given a choice between a five pound poutine from Smoke’s Poutinerie and … Continue reading
A Cryptic Post
If I’m ever on fire, rolling on the floor, crying and waving my arms around… Please consider it implied that I want you to put the fire out. Don’t tell me I wasn’t clear enough about telling you I wanted … Continue reading
The List
If you didn’t already brand me with the OCD iron following my fridge posts, this will certainly seal the deal. Ever so often, LovelyWife will say random things* like: Let’s redo the kitchen! Let’s renovate the bathroom! I’m so tired … Continue reading
