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Category Archives: Cr*p
The one where I tell you I’m an asshole
I’m an asshole. There. I guess I should tell you why. I never feel the urge to give money to any cause. In fact, the more a cause is publicized, the more I’m asked to donate to X or Y, the … Continue reading
Ripped (yes, the muscle thing)
There’s this joke in French. It goes like this: Je m’entraîne pour avoir un corps d’athlète. J’ai déjà commencé par avoir le pied d’athlète. It translates something like this: I’m training to get an athlete body. I already started with … Continue reading
Reason #7,498
To move to the USA. I hate it when I see that! I bet you if there was a Canadian Hulu – Most probably called Eh-lu – you would see a fairly different message: Stoopid CRTC.
So Frustrated…
I’m so frustrated right now. I’m frustrated about anything and everything. I’m frustrated as a parent. I’m frustrated as a husband. I’m frustrated as a worker. I’m frustrated at being frustrated. My mind is going (crazy/running) in circles. It seems … Continue reading
Total Recall
Arnold Schwarzenegger as Douglas Quaid a.k.a. my face whenever I have to deal with Nissan. I seriously don’t get how car dealerships can get away with this kind of crap. Oh, where to begin? I guess it all started when … Continue reading
Guess that shape
Snow in my driveway Mouth on my face All of the above And it’s only December 15th. Sigh. Any universities located in a no-snow zone hiring out there?
Wings of a Butterfly
When both my children were born, I was filled with all these emotions – joy, pride, excitement, elation an of course Love. But also pain, fear and apprehension. I want the best for my kids (don’t we all, really?), I … Continue reading
Let it snow. Shit.
Well, this might come as a surprise to you, especially if you’re kinda new around here, but I hate snow with a passion. I know, I know. Canadian dude who hates snow, what are the odds right? Actually there’s at … Continue reading
A Christmas post. Sorta.
Have you ever noticed the relation between the moment the Christmas decorations are up and their ugliness? I have!
My most embarrassing pregnancy moment
Yesterday Heather from Confessions of a Coal Miner’s Granddaughter wrote a post about how some dude asked her if she was pregnant. I’m slightly paraphrasing – I believe the term “baby bump” was used – but that’s only so you … Continue reading
The Boy Who Cried wolf
There once was a shepherd boy who was bored as he sat on the hillside watching the village sheep. To amuse himself he took a great breath and sang out, “Wolf! Wolf! The Wolf is chasing the sheep!” The villagers … Continue reading
Posted in Cr*p, It's all about me, Meh
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Gifted
This is one of my favorite Larson of all times.
Ring of Fire
Those were seriously hot chicken wings. I’m pretty sure you can smell them if you get closer to your monitor. That looks yummy, right? You know the fun thing about really hot chicken wings, right? They burn twice. And it … Continue reading
Posted in Cr*p, Food, It's not about me
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Activia is EVIL!
Activia really makes you regular. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to cancel all my appointments between 13:30 and 14:15 for the next year. Holy crap.
Insulted
I don’t get insulted easily. I mean, I do get insulted sometimes, but never to the point where I’m speechless. I’m always quick with some sort of clever comeback or witty retort. I swear. I tend to brush these off … Continue reading
