Category Archives: Cr*p

Back from the Dead

But at this point, it’s hard to tell which form my return will take.

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Love and Other Drugs

One of the many joys of having kids that are growing soooooo fast is that LovelyWife and myself can now go out for date nights pretty much whenever we want. As long as CutieDaughter doesn’t already have plans, of course. … Continue reading

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I’m about to kill someone. GRRRRRRR!

We used to have our own server room. Walking distance from my office. Easy access. Somehow, the computer service people convinced us to move all our servers in their computer room. What they sold us: “The computer room is climate-controlled!” … Continue reading

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My secret admirer

Malt Whisky Yearbook 2011 When I came back from Montreal on Tuesday, I had a Canada Post notice of delivery in the mailbox. That was weird, because I did not order anything that would be delivered by Express Post, and … Continue reading

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I need a Sign

Damn.

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Sofa: King tired.

He said: “It pisses me off when you tell me that you will be back around a certain time and you get here three hours later.” She heard: “I don’t want you to go out with your friends.” He said: … Continue reading

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Geez I’m Old.

So “Les Jeux du Québec” are happening right in my backyard. You’d think that would be a good thing. You know, “olympic” games right near my house. Walking distance. A stone’s throw as the old folks say. The red dot … Continue reading

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Mikey likes wine

‘Kayso recently I took some wine-tasting classes, and to my surprise, I really like wine. I mean I knew I liked wine, but I’m a Single Malt guy and I thought that wouldn’t be able to taste the more subtle … Continue reading

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My new bed

Yup. Still not better.

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Ahem. Yeah.

You know what brown can do for me? It can kiss my ass. *Just to be clear: I don’t hate UPS. I have a massive case of diarrhea.

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One bullet short of a full gun (28)

This is kind of a rebirth edition. With pictures / graphics. Enjoy. The Phoenix: So Hilly decided to reinvent herself. I can’t wait to see what she’ll do next. Just so you know, I’m totally stealing the Hilly Sundays and … Continue reading

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Disintegration

Oh yeah, it’s Monday all right. This is “Disintegration” from Luke Chueng. I gotta keep it together. I might kill someone before the day is over*. Stay tuned. *Of course I won’t. But if I did, wouldn’t this be messed … Continue reading

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The Wheels of the bus go round and round…

It’s no secret that I take the bus to work. I don’t know why it might be a secret, or why it would make sense that it’d be a secret, but it seemed a good sentence to start this post, … Continue reading

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Facebook best kept secret

I know some of you have been asking Facebook for a “Hate” button. Well, I found how to make it happen! Actual screenshot. No Photoshop involved. No siree Bob. Follow me because the mechanics of making this happen is somewhat … Continue reading

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The one where I show you I’m an asshole

Well, you’ve asked for it. The irony is strong with this one. Front and back views Of course, you can buy it on Zazzle. You do want to help <insert your cause here>, right? See, I am an asshole.

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