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Category Archives: Cr*p
Protip: Use BCC when emailing 473 people
My son’s school decided to go green and stop sending us paper notifications through the kids’ backpacks. That’s awesome, unless you put all 473 email adresses in the CC field. Sure, it’s not that bad when you read the email … Continue reading
Enemy at the Gates
The opening scenes of the movie Enemy At The Gates features a sequence in which the main character arrives at the docks on Stalingrad in late 1942, and is promptly queued up in front of a truck, in which Commissars are issuing … Continue reading
Posted in Blackboard, Cr*p, It's all about me, It's not about me, Life, Work
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I drink for a reason*
*This post has nothing to do with the book by that same title, I drink for a reason, written by David Cross – The extremely funny analrapist Tobias Fünke from Arrested Development. But you really should buy this book. Funny … Continue reading
Lie to me
Let’s say you would happen to be browsing Facebook one night and saw this thumbnail of a picture posted on someone’s wall: In itself, posting a graphic on your wall is not a big deal. But let’s say – hypothetically … Continue reading
Fallen
I’m falling off the face of the Earth for a while. I have some IRL stuff to take care of, and it wouldn’t be fair to Blog, Tweet or Facebook about it. Take care. XXX
A prisoner in my own house
Ever since I told this teenager to stay the hell away from my daughter, I get anonymous phone calls every night between midnight and 3:00 A.M. Yesterday I decided that I would now put all the phones on mute before … Continue reading
Best Father’s Day ever.
This post is filed under sarcasm. Don’t worry too much, it’s not that bad, but I just needed something to document what happened on Sunday. Everyone is fine, nobody dies in this story. This Sunday, my son got shot in … Continue reading
Tripod
Recently I was telling someone I was going to Scotland, and that I was debating bringing my tripod or not. Here’s the conversation we had. Me: I’m going to Scotland soon, and I’m still debating bringing my tripod or not. What would … Continue reading
Friday, Friday WTF on Friday?
Yesterday I was looking at i-am-bored.com and came across this Chat Roulette / Friday thing. They say it’s the next Rickroll, but everyone knows that the next Rickroll is the Avitaball. Anyways, I’m looking at this, and what do I see … Continue reading
Pissing (me off)
We recently moved our offices to a new building. This is not news to you if you follow me on Twitter, Facebook and/or Foursquare. All things considered, this move is a step up from our previous location. Previous location was … Continue reading
Bell can kiss my Ass
Bell can kiss my ass With permision from David Simmer II, Blogography Bell Canada is like that creepy old guy that keeps staring at young girls during office parties. At first I thought Bell Canada was awesome and funny, hey … Continue reading
I have a good 10 inches in the front
I know that this sounds fantastic to some of you, but it’s really a burden when you have to live with this. I’m talking about snow, of course. Yesterday we got the (thankfully!) last snow storm of February. The main … Continue reading
I am moderated
See? I’m a moderated kinda guy. That’ll teach me to use shit instead of the way less offensive sh*t I normally use. Guess what? It’s the week-end and I’m not blogging. Except for this. Which is not really blogging. We’ll … Continue reading
GRRRRRRR!
I am so frustrated right now I can’t even fall asleep. Writing one of those post that’ll never get published. Grrr. So instead you’re getting this: Ask me anything (in the comments) and I’ll answer. First one to ask why … Continue reading
Posted in Cr*p, Work
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The Last Sleepover
Zoé went to her last sleepover yesterday. “How can you know it was her last sleepover?” I hear you ask out loud in your office / living room / favorite coffee shop. Because I’m not really a dumbass. I just comb my … Continue reading
