Category Archives: Webless Weekends

Forget about the Cheerleader!

Save the Words instead. The astute reader might have noticed that I used the word graviloquence yesterday. That’s because I adopted that word and promised to use it as often as possible. I even got a nice certificate, look: Click … Continue reading

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Bitongueful

I used to carry a red Sharpie with me at all times. I used it to correct various spelling mistakes on signs posted around the workplace, the mall, the restaurant, etc. I stopped doing that, because I really hate being … Continue reading

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Activia is EVIL!

Activia really makes you regular. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to cancel all my appointments between 13:30 and 14:15 for the next year. Holy crap.

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I am many things, but I am not a kidder.

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Kreativ, moi?

The really sexy and kreativ Hello Haha Narf gave me an award! Me! I’m a little shocked, but then I thought: “Well, I had no idea what to post on next Saturday so this is perfect!”. Thank the person who … Continue reading

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I knew it!

So when LovelyWife sees this, she goes: HOLY CRAP IT’S A F*CKIN’ RAT! HOW F*CKING UGLY! KILL IT! AAAAAARGH! But this: Well look at that cute little squirrel! Awwwwwwwwwww! <3 <3<3 Now tell me the size of the tail doesn’t … Continue reading

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Yearbook Myself

I was bored, so I yearbooked myself. Many many times. Edit: Here you go Whall, some pictures that don’t look like me.

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Soliloquist Sunday

You know it’s time to clean the coffee maker when you forget to put the coffee in, run only water and think “This coffee is slightly weak”. Love typos in IT security emails. “PLEASE unsure that your machines are patched.” … Continue reading

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Did you hear?

Yesterday was CutieDaughter Birthday. Of course you heard, and many thanks for the birthday wishes. So of course today, I’m hungover. I wish I could party like I was 11 again.

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Oh right… I have a blog.

Heya nice folks of the Blogosphere. I’m off to the cottage until August 16th. I’m pretty sure there is no Internet there (OMFSM, how will I survive this?) so don’t expect me to write here, comment on your blogs and … Continue reading

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Not much, but it’s something.

I’m thinking of starting a new website: Useless handmade signs. What do you think? Edited just for Whall: I made it international for you Whall.

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Back to Reality… Tomorrow.

Today I’m driving back home. Yay me! I gotta get ready to head back to work tomorrow. But it’s only for a week, so it won’t be too too bad. Only 5 more days… *I noticed this morning I’ve fallen … Continue reading

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Washington, Canada.

I really felt at home at the Gaylord National In Washingon. As you can see, the furniture had a little je ne sais quoi… And even the elevator was quite Canadian.

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So, what’s up?

I’m on vacations! W00t! I’ve been debating what being on vacations meant for this blog. Do I stop posting? Post once a week? Post whenever I want? Hire guest poster for a summer of love type-thing? Other? I think I decided … Continue reading

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Our House

This is our house on Virtual Earth. Work in progress.

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