The one that sends Child Services to my house*

So, it’s March break at The Abode.

That means I’m “babysitting” my kids and a friend’s kids today. w00t!

So here’s my plan:

Fill them up with espresso, and have them clean the whole house!

I’m taking back March Break bitches!

*Please don’t send Child Services to my house. The espresso pictures were staged – nobody touches my espresso! But they’ll still clean the house.
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10 Responses to The one that sends Child Services to my house*

  1. suze says:

    Hey – I have a march break field trip idea for you. You can watch the zadorables as they clean my house!!! ;)

    Enjoy March Break.
    .-= suze´s last blog ..i want to go home, let me go home… =-.

  2. Hilly says:

    This made me snort…loudly. Thanks for that. :)

  3. Mrs. Hall says:

    DAMN RIGHT YOU BE TAKIN BACK MARCH!!

    WORD UP!!

    (so effing funny this post! sooo funny!!)

  4. Hockeymandad says:

    What? No biscotti? Sheesh….slave driver.
    .-= Hockeymandad´s last blog ..A softer, cuddlier hockeymandad…..sorta (Including Giveaway) =-.

  5. delmer says:

    It’s good to see the new expresso machine is paying for itself.
    .-= delmer´s last blog ..Rerun: Gigging for Frogs – The Adventure Begins =-.

  6. LeSombre says:

    @Suze: Well, that sounds better than setting my house on fire to get a visit from the firemen. :mrgreen:

    @Hilly: Snort FTW!

    @Mrs. Hall: The funniest ones are often the ones that take me 30 seconds to put together. :lol:

    @HockeyManDad: I’m out of biscotti. Maybe I’ll have the kids make some. :razz:

    @Delmer: It does! By staying up 22 hours a day, I got a second job (ironically in a Tim Horton’s) and I’m doing some websites on the side. Best investment ever! :mrgreen:

  7. Sybil Law says:

    I like the way you think.
    When I thought you were serious.
    :D
    .-= Sybil Law´s last blog ..More Delightful Babbling =-.

  8. Poppy says:

    An excellent idea!!!
    .-= Poppy´s last blog ..outrageous =-.

  9. this reminds me of when my cousin was 5 years old and Papa let her “drink whiskey” (apple juice) with him downstairs in the rec room. she told her teacher she drank whiskey with her Papa…oh boy did her parents have a laugh. Nowadays CAS would be called eh?

  10. LeSombre says:

    @Sybil Law: You know I had to put a disclaimer like that to avoid any “problems”, right? :lol:

    @Poppy: I’m full of it! (Excellence that is.)

    @Karen Sugarpants: They would most likely be. Heck, I even have to wear pants around the house nowadays. :roll: