I don’t know if you’ve heard, but last week my good buddy Dave2 called me a pussy. It’s all over the InterSphereTubes. Really.
Ever since that happened, I’ve been looking at ways to get back at him, and I explored many different options.
One was to do a video of timbagging, (a spoof on teabagging, except I would put Timbits in my mouth), but I thought that would make me look a lot pussier than already implied. Another one was to draw a map of the USA and add cutsy little graphics on top, but it’s already been done in a brilliant way. I thought about showing you how I beat Wayne Gretzky and stole his Olympic torch to play some air guitar:
Take that Wayne! Rock on!
But meh. He is the great one, but he’s no LeSombre, if you know what I mean.
Finally, I had it. Instead of proving that Canadian are manlier than Usians, why don’t I simply show that the Usians are far bigger pussies than Canadians? That is the American way, yes?
So without furter ado, video proof that Usians are responsible for the pussification of America:
Proof #1
Usians “shopping”
Proof #2
Usians at the Mall. They have nothing on Robin Sparkles.
Incidentally, I do believe these are also Dave2′s worst nightmares. Enjoy your sleepless nights, sir.
I also believe that makes us even. 
Well played
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Random singing! GAH!!!
Plus, you guys have DeGrassi. Hahaha
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Oh Come On…guerrilla musical theatre? That’s bad ass right there.
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Every map of the US I’ve ever seen has a cutesy graphic on top. We call it Canada.
(Wait a minute! “Knees and Feet” isn’t my last blog entry! Zut alors!)
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Seen any good hockey games lately?
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@Becky: Thanks!
@Sybil Law: We also have the grass.
@Suze: Shhhht, don’t tell them we actually like this!
@Delmer: Hahahaha! We’re right there hovering above you…
@Dave2: Sarah Palin.
You win.
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@Dave2: I’m sorry.
OMFG * SNORT * you guys kill me!!! STOOOOPPPP!!!! (don’t stop)
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Oh and Le Sombre, baby? There is nude… I mean new… ummm, maybe nude… maybe… DutchBitchin’ at The Dutch Files. Just sayin’
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@DutchBitch: Well, Dave2 just said that I won, but I’m kinda scared to see what he’ll do next. I can feel him buying a cat and shaving his head right now.
LOL, he just might!
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@DutchBitch: I meant the cat’s head.
This is hilarious. My Canadian husband couldn’t agree more about our degree of pussification here in the US. I generally don’t argue with him…he’s like 2 feet taller and 200 pounds heavier than me so he may just put some maple syrup on me and eat my soul.
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@Stefanie: Souls are awesome even without Maple Syrup. And yes, I do capitalize that.
Actually the American way….ends at 5-3.
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Seriously? The British smoke all us pussy North American inhabitants. Admit it.
And that whole “Seen any good hockey games lately?” “Sarah Palin” “You win.” exchange? Made me pee my pants.
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@HockeyManDad: Go Isles Go!
@CMG: Ya baby grrrr! Oh behave!
*gasp* You’re a NINJA?
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@Avitable: How did you guess?