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Monthly Archives: November 2009
Forget about the Cheerleader!
Save the Words instead. The astute reader might have noticed that I used the word graviloquence yesterday. That’s because I adopted that word and promised to use it as often as possible. I even got a nice certificate, look: Click … Continue reading
SPAM!
I don’t want to turn this post into a graviloquence, but the spammers are getting very creative. This the kind of spam comments I used to get: 7EKleC wuawipmcsuvh, [link removed], [link removed], A82dLg. Until recenlty, I thought this was … Continue reading
iBanish Thee!
About a year ago, I got this sweet Blackberry Bold. Yesterday I got a nice iPhone 3GS. Rejoice! Can you guess why I got a new phone? Look at the reflexion: The Blackberry is a vampire phone!!! True story.
Just a few quickies (TWSS*)
Why does the 4th person to get on the bus sits right next to another person? There was about 50 free seats. Why is it that whenever I wear my leather jacket and my backpack, my shirt always rides up … Continue reading
Remember.
Today is veteran’s day. Remember what I did last year? This year, I’m choosing a slightly different route. If you don’t get it… Hover your mouse over the picture.
The Boy Who Cried wolf
There once was a shepherd boy who was bored as he sat on the hillside watching the village sheep. To amuse himself he took a great breath and sang out, “Wolf! Wolf! The Wolf is chasing the sheep!” The villagers … Continue reading
Posted in Cr*p, It's all about me, Meh
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Gifted
This is one of my favorite Larson of all times.
The Proust Thing
These are questions from the Proust quiz in a recent issue of Vanity Fair magazine. It seems everyone and their sister is doing it, so why not me? What is your idea of perfect happiness? A nice bottle of Scotch. … Continue reading
Denver by the numbers
Number of days not at home: 5 Number of kids missed: 2 Number of Lovely Wife missed: 1 Number of you going “Awwwwwwwww”: 17 Number of you going “Ewwwwwwwww”: 2 Number of you thinking about dolphin on midget porn: 1 … Continue reading
One bullet short of a full gun (the Denver Edition)
November in Denver is really really warm. Who knew it would be this nice and that I could have a nice dinner with @CTug in a place where the windows were open and it was still warm? Amazing. I didn’t … Continue reading
Denver makes me old!
It’s kind of depressing actually. Ever since I got here, I’m in bed by 9pm and up at 3am. It’s like I aged 40 years instantly. I don’t know how folks living here all year round do it. Sheesh. But … Continue reading
Posted in Out of Town, People
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Ring of Fire
Those were seriously hot chicken wings. I’m pretty sure you can smell them if you get closer to your monitor. That looks yummy, right? You know the fun thing about really hot chicken wings, right? They burn twice. And it … Continue reading
Posted in Cr*p, Food, It's not about me
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It’s all fun and games…
Traveling on business and pleasure can be fun, but let’s face it: Most of the time it’s really boring and stressful. I mean, you have to get there early, get to spend an hour going through security, taking your shoes … Continue reading
Riiiiight. Blogging.
Hey there! Hello from sunny funny warm sweet Denver! Seriously people, what should I do in Denver? We walked around thins afternoon, and even stopped at the Information Center but couldn’t really find anything to occupy our day tomorrow. So … Continue reading
Avitaween 2009 Recap – Part Deux
Yesterday or the day before* my host had some database issues, resulting in the lost of half of my Avitaween recap. Here’s the re-written rest of the recap for your pleasure. The Party Of course, the party kicked ass. The … Continue reading
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