Number of days not at home: 5
Number of kids missed: 2
Number of Lovely Wife missed: 1
Number of you going “Awwwwwwwww”: 17
Number of you going “Ewwwwwwwww”: 2
Number of you thinking about dolphin on midget porn: 1
Number of kilometers (miles) flown: 4925.24 (3060.48)
Number of kilometers (miles) driven in the Colorado mountains: 160 (100)
Number of kilometers (miles) not driven in the Colorado mountains: 9.7 (6)
Number of days the weather was above 70F: 5
Number of degrees on November 5th: 77
Number of years since is has been that hot on a November 5th: 64
Number of you thinking “That LeSombre is so hot right now”: 0 1 (Tanks Sybil!!!)
Number of sessions attended at the conference: 10
Number of sessions missed : 1
Number of duds: 2
Number of Tweets I sent during the conference: 11
Number of people at the conference who recognize me because of a Tweet I sent: 3
Number of hours you should substract to understand military time: 12
Number of vendors at the conference who didn’t get this: 1
Number of times we joked about this: still climbing
Number of shirts brought: 4
Number of shirts I ironed: 4
Number of shirts I wore: 3
Number of bras I saw: 150+
Number of beers I had: 7
Number of bottles of Scotch I had: .25
Number of coffees I had: 12
Number of coffees that were made in my bathroom: 1
Number of times I used the bathroom phone: 0
Number of bloggers met: 1
Number of bloggers I had an awesome time meeting: 1
Number of bloggers I could’ve met but didn’t: 1
I was in the “17″ category
and the dolphin/midget one
Sorry
.-= bluepaintred´s last blog ..Insert Witty title Here =-.
Oh LeSombre – you’re always hot!
.-= Sybil Law´s last blog ..Please. =-.
@BPR: Don’t be sorry! First reply!!!!!1!!eleven!
@Sybil Law: Darn, I’ll change this number to one then.
Hmmm…I seem to be behind in blog reading. You went to Denver for a bra conference?
.-= Lynda´s last blog ..Las Vegas Cliffnotes =-.
Midget and dolphin porn….Priceless
Watch this, it’s on youtube!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSi6mPXI5l8
HAve a nice dolphin day
@Lynda: I sure did!
@THE BROTHER: dolphin *on* midget. Now try to find that on YouTube.
Is there a story for the 150+ bras or did you just hang out in the lingerie department?
.-= Ren´s last blog ..Flashback Friday: Action, No Action =-.
Wow, I’m not part of the 150+…and I’m OK with that. I AM part of the ’1′.
.-= Tug´s last blog ..Coors Field =-.
@Ren: I went to the Little Bear Saloon, in Evergreen. The place his known for the rock / blues musicians that go there, and the insane amount of bras suspended around the stage.
@Tug: It’s much better to be unique, right?
I’m all about midget on dolphin porn. The other way around is just . . . wrong.
.-= Avitable´s last blog ..The methodology of consolation =-.
@Avitable: I completely agree!