I knew it!

Posted on August 30, 2009 by LeSombre

So when LovelyWife sees this, she goes:

rat

HOLY CRAP IT’S A F*CKIN’ RAT! HOW F*CKING UGLY! KILL IT! AAAAAARGH!

But this:

squirrel

Well look at that cute little squirrel! Awwwwwwwwwww! <3 <3<3

Now tell me the size of the tail doesn’t matter?

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16 Responses to I knew it!

  1. Hilly says:
    August 30, 2009 at 09:00

    This reminds me of a speech in Inglourious Basterds. Have you seen it?
    .-= Hilly´s last blog ..Snackie Sunday: Gee Your Vacation Smells Terrific! =-.

  2. DutchBitch says:
    August 30, 2009 at 10:13

    So what? You want the the soothing answer or the lie?
    .-= DutchBitch´s last blog ..What’s Up Doc? =-.

  3. kapgar says:
    August 30, 2009 at 10:36

    It’s all about the tail. Not just the size, but the bushiness, too. Your wife wouldn’t go ga-ga for a tail that wasn’t bushy. ;-)
    .-= kapgar´s last blog ..Is anyone going anywhere… =-.

  4. LeSombre says:
    August 30, 2009 at 10:48

    @Hilly: I wanted to go yesterday, but because of a mix-up in the schedule I ended up watching District 9 instead. IB is playing at noon today, so I’ll keep my post in mind when I see it. I’ll probably be laughing all by myself, right? Not that this never happened before… ;-)

    @DutchBitch:I’m not looking for an answer, really. :mrgreen:

    @Kapgar:A little manscaping never hurts. :grin:

  5. Sybil Law says:
    August 30, 2009 at 11:24

    Hahahaha
    So, so true…. :lol:
    .-= Sybil Law´s last blog ..Sybil Homemaker =-.

  6. Poppy says:
    August 30, 2009 at 15:49

    *giggle*

    I love squirrels, but I also love to watch the rats play on the subway tracks. :)
    .-= Poppy´s last blog ..defunk-ed (I think I’ve used this title before… it really all has been done before, has it not?) =-.

  7. hello haha narf says:
    August 30, 2009 at 18:03

    size so matters! don’t let anyone tell you differently.

    (p.s. on friday i gave you a little award over on my blog, but forgot to go around telling folks. consider yourself told!)
    .-= hello haha narf´s last blog ..I Know What Sally Field Felt Like =-.

  8. LeSombre says:
    August 30, 2009 at 18:17

    @Sybil Law: I know! ;-)

    @Poppy: Is there a hidden meaning in there? :mrgreen:

    @Hello Haha Narf: I won’t, I promise. Although I must say: My days of showing my naked self to a new conquest are waaaaaaaay behind me at this point.

    And thank you for the award! Funny story: I read your post from my Blackberry and I never saw my name on there! I guess the “Mike” threw me off a bit. Next step: glasses? And thanks again!

  9. Sheila (Charm School Reject) says:
    August 31, 2009 at 12:08

    Squirrels creep me the fuck out.

    I do like hamsters and guinea pigs though.
    .-= Sheila (Charm School Reject)´s last blog ..Man, I Suck! =-.

  10. Sheila (Charm School Reject) says:
    August 31, 2009 at 12:08

    And my point was????

    Nothing – except that you should know by now that women are walking contradictions.
    .-= Sheila (Charm School Reject)´s last blog ..Man, I Suck! =-.

  11. Becky says:
    August 31, 2009 at 21:14

    Nice tail. And honestly, just when you think you may kind of understand and have a small clue, the wife rules will change :)
    .-= Becky´s last blog ..Dude, I’m Screwed =-.

  12. LeSombre says:
    September 1, 2009 at 09:03

    @SheilaCSR: Oh I never pretend that I understand what you’re talking about. :mrgreen:

    @Becky: Wait… You mean there are rules? :razz:

  13. Lynda says:
    September 3, 2009 at 00:00

    I have to say I’m with LovelyWife.
    .-= Lynda´s last blog ..Braiiiiins =-.

  14. LeSombre says:
    September 3, 2009 at 18:19

    @Lynda: That’s quite a thought… :mrgreen:

  15. Sarcastica says:
    September 4, 2009 at 11:35

    Ya know, my granny is terrified of mice/rats but she squeals like a school girl over chipmunks and squirrels.

    I don’t get it either.
    .-= Sarcastica´s last blog ..Fortunate =-.

  16. LeSombre says:
    September 4, 2009 at 13:14

    @Sarcastica: Told ya, it’s all about the size of the tail…