Monthly Archives: August 2009

Back to School

The rest of the set is on Flickr. Have fun!

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I knew it!

So when LovelyWife sees this, she goes: HOLY CRAP IT’S A F*CKIN’ RAT! HOW F*CKING UGLY! KILL IT! AAAAAARGH! But this: Well look at that cute little squirrel! Awwwwwwwwwww! <3 <3<3 Now tell me the size of the tail doesn’t … Continue reading

Posted in Webless Weekends | Tagged | 16 Comments

Quirky

All right. Yesterday I Tweeted that LovelyWife was a little weird quirky. Poppy told me you’re supposed to use quirky instead of weird when I talk about LovelyWife. Makes sense. Anyhoo, I said LovelyWife was quirky because she can spend … Continue reading

Posted in It's all about me, LovelyWife, Sicko, The Poppy | Tagged | 13 Comments

Insulted

I don’t get insulted easily. I mean, I do get insulted sometimes, but never to the point where I’m speechless. I’m always quick with some sort of clever comeback or witty retort. I swear. I tend to brush these off … Continue reading

Posted in Bike, Cr*p, It's all about me | Tagged | 18 Comments

Ask Canadia’s Blogger (2)

Bonjour Michel, Comment ca va? L’ autre jour, j’ai ete au Canada (c’est tres jolie en Juillet) et j’ai noticee un livre de timbres Americaine … [In all fairness, that’s not too bad up until I created the conjugation for … Continue reading

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A story and a quick question

I instantly regretted my decision, and then I had about 30 minutes to really reflect on the bad decision I made. You see this morning I didn’t bike to work – a complicated affair of inaccessible showers at work and … Continue reading

Posted in Bike, It's all about me, Sexy | Tagged , | 18 Comments

One bullet short of a full gun (21)

It’s been a while since I did this… There should be a formula to calculate the weight to cost ratio of patio furniture. I guesstimate that every plastic chair under 200$ can support not the total sum of my weight. … Continue reading

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Yearbook Myself

I was bored, so I yearbooked myself. Many many times. Edit: Here you go Whall, some pictures that don’t look like me.

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Soliloquist Sunday

You know it’s time to clean the coffee maker when you forget to put the coffee in, run only water and think “This coffee is slightly weak”. Love typos in IT security emails. “PLEASE unsure that your machines are patched.” … Continue reading

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Did you hear?

Yesterday was CutieDaughter Birthday. Of course you heard, and many thanks for the birthday wishes. So of course today, I’m hungover. I wish I could party like I was 11 again.

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CutieDaughter turns 11… now!

Elvelen years ago, this little ball of life made a massive difference in my life. Cutie Daughter, 4 CutieDaughter, 10. (10 days ago) Je t’aime fort fort fort ma coccinnelle!

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A Summer of Love

I’m not blogging today because I’m having sex. That’s right, the whole day. Oh wait. Drats. I’m telling you this “Summer of Love” is really misleading.

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Smashed

Oh no! I’m lost somewhere between these games… Send help!

Posted in Video Games, Wii | Tagged | 16 Comments

The Circle of Life

The hot topic right now: How can we optimize our resources? I shit you not.

Posted in Cr*p, Work | Tagged | 10 Comments

Oh, there you are!

Wow. Ten full days without a post. Well, I was at the cottage for most of these days. Yes, stuff did happen. Rather than to bore you with a play-by-play of the last ten days, I’m stealing Chris Cactus‘ “by the … Continue reading

Posted in Vacations | Tagged | 12 Comments