Yes it’s a math joke. Today I turn 38.
I’m not too worried about getting older. According to Statistics Canada, life expectancy keeps rising, to the point where 38 is not even 50% of what I can expect to get out of this body. Okay, maybe not THIS body, but I’m working on changing that. You see, I can still do many activities that make me feel young.
I can still…
Pitch a tent (Look how it makes the kids happy).
Get wood.
Hold the mighty Excalibur. (I know I looked surprized).
So, Happy Birthday to me!
Omigod, omigod, omidog!
*flails hands and dances like Homer J. Simpson”
Someone in the PRB is actually OLDER than I am! Hallelujiah!
Ahem I mean,….
Bon anniversaire,
nos voeux les plus sincères
que ce beau gâteau vous apporte le bonheur!
Que la vie entière vous soit douce et légère,
et que l’an fini,
nous soyons tous réunis
pour chanter en choeur: Bon anniversaire
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Happy birthday, my Canadian brother from another mother.
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Happy Birthday, Dude!
And congrats on getting wood.
.-= Sarah´s last blog ..Oh look. I’m a sheep. =-.
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY birthday Mr.Lesombre!
I hope you have an awesome and wonderful day and an even better year!
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Gefeliciteerd!!!
Joyeux Anniversaire!!!
Bonne Fête!!!
Happy Birthday!!!
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Get wood…
Happy Bro-Day!
.-= THE BROTHER´s last blog ..Who’s that man? =-.
Happy Birthday! You make 38 look good. This comment was in no way inspired by the last photo of you wielding a sword with a crazy look in your eye.
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Happy Birthday! So I’m one year and 11 days older then you. Damn young’un.
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Happy Birthday, friend!
xoxo
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Happy Birthday! I hope your day is filled with love, happiness and lots of presents!
Oh and cake…can’t forget cake, even if it’s angel food, which is fat-free BTW!
Happy Birthday…you can return the favor in 42 days…
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@Hilly: Hehehehe. Merci! XXX
@Avitable: Thanks Brother! XXX
@Sarah: Thank you. And I special order it.
XXX
@BluePaintRed: That’s a great birthday wish, thank you! XXX
@DutchBitch: Dank je, merci beaucoup, merci, thanks! XXX
@THE BROTHER: Thanks, my brother from the same mother!
XXX
@Faiqa: Thank you!
XXX
@BubbleWench: We’re all someone else young’un. And I’m really 49, just so you know.
XXX
@SheilaCSR: I knew it, as soon as I got too old that you were going to downgrade me from “online Hubby” to friend. You like them young… And thanks, friend.
XXX
@Cissa Fireheart: Thank you! I’m making a note in my calendar…
XXX
Joyeux anniversaire… and I promise I won’t leave you by yourself again in strange airports… LOL
Happy Birthday!!!
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@Alain (Boss-Man): Merci! Just so you know, I also refer to you as “Medium Cheese”.
@Janelle: Thank you!
happy, happy birthday, my fellow july baby! (i turned 38 on the 5th so you can always say that at least you aren’t as old as me.)
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Yes well, I already did ooshy and gooshy so I had to downgrade it. It’s all part of my evil plan to make you second guess my undying affection towards you. Or something like that.
Besides, psssst, that’s MC up there, fool!
xoxo
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happy happy birthday.
enjoy your day!
i hope you have something exciting planned.
like getting wood, or something…
::winks::
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Have a great birthday, man!
Oh, and now you’re double-prime! Those are half as frequent as primes, you know. Eight years until another. (Of course, next year you get to be triple-prime, so there’s that.)
Yes, I am a math nerd.
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@Hello Haha Narf: Wait a minute… You’re older than me? No way! You just want me to call you m’am, don’t you? And thank you very much!
@SheilaCSR: He always was a lurker. The jig is up.
@Melissa: Hehehehe. I do have some fun things planned.
Thanks for the wishes!
@Ren: I’ve been outnerded. Wow.
And thank you.
Happy Birthday!!!
So that means what… you only have 27 more years until you can get Canadian Social Security*??? Awesome!!!
Enjoy your day!!!
*Canadian Social Security comprises of a moose carcass and a keg of Pabst Blue Ribbon a month… I hope
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@NYCWD: 27 years… Well when you put it this way, it makes me feel really old.
By the time I hit 65, CSS might be some moose fur and a bottle of skunk Twist Shandy. 
Happy Birthday, hon!
Now, wait. Canada is on a different time/calendar, right? So, like 38 Canadian years is like 25 American years.
I think that’s right…
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to the math joke.
Nice sword.
THAT was NOT a math joke.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bonne Fete!!!
I guess I’m the geezer in this bunch.
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Happy Birthday!!!!!!
This was a GREAT post! Prime, schmime….
.-= Sybil Law´s last blog ..Since I’m too lazy to go back and link, this was from InStyle. =-.
Bonne Fete
I hope you have a wonderful day!!
There was mutterings on the Internet that it may be your birthday. And since I stole your posting idea for Summer of Love, I had to at least find you and wish you a happy birthday!
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Happy birthday mate. I hope you had a drink for me
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I said it on Twitter, but now I get to leave a comment that wishing you a Happy Birthday.
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Happy, happy birthday (only a few days late…) Hope you’re having a great trip. I’ll treat you to our shared addiction as a birthday indulgence when you get back!
@CMG: 25? I’ll take it.
@Poppy: Nice sword joke.
@Nat: You a geezer? Never?
@Sybil Law: Thank you, thank you!
@Flo: Merci! The day was pretty good as far as birthdays rank.
@Lynda: Thanks! And don’t worry about the post, I’ll figure out my bra issues by myself then.
@Kevin Spencer: *A* drink? Consider it done!
@MartyMankins: That makes you doubly nice.
@Suze: CoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffee
CoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffee.
Coffee.
Happy Belated Birthday.
“Get wood” made me snort a little.
I pitched a tent just the other day. It made a group of kids happy as well.
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@Delmer: I made a small group of kids pitching tents. It’s a skill.