This is my new schtick. I pretend people asked me to guest post on their blog, and I do it here. Hope you like it. 
Mikey Sunday: I tried a new thing this week and boy is my ass sore!
I dabbled in high school with a couple of friends. Because I’m an extremist, I couldn’t stop once I started, and pretty soon I was spending my whole summer doing it with the 12-14 year old boys of my school. I wasn’t very good at first, and couldn’t go very long before I had to stop and rest, but I kept at it and soon enough I could last much longer.
Anydoodle, I’m talking about cycling.
I recently got a bike and biked my ass to work last week. Yanno, I’m not in any kind of shape to wear those fancy biking shorts yet, so as a result, well… let’s just say that it made for interesting evening and nights as I alternated between sitting down, showering, going to the pool figure-skating and sleeping all the while trying to pretend everything was perfectly fine down there.
That got me thinking about…
Are you fairly conventional, or are you more of a trailblazer? Are you a creature of habit or do you like to try new things? Is you ass as sore as mine?
Me? I think I’m a good mix of both worlds. And did I mention my ass is sore?
Parody kisses,
Moi.
My is just sore enough to make me feel alive. (To make that work the way I hear it in my head you have to say “alive” like this: a-lyyyyyyvvve! With a whole lot of exaggerated breathiness in the “lyyyyyvve” part. Think “The Sandwich People” sketch from The Kids in the Hall where the person picks up the dog doo in a bag and the warmth of it makes him feel, well, “a-lyyyyyyyve.”)
Anyway, this past week my bike and I have had a kind of S&M thing going. I expect it to be better next week.
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Wait, is my ass supposed to be sore?
Apparently I have been doing something wrong.
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OMG I can’t answer any question. You are killing me with the uninvited guestpost thing! LOLOL
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my ass is not sore. although it sounds like yours is sore enough for us both.
in regards to your other question…i am a blend of the creature of habit and trailblazing. if i go to a favorite restaurant i will usually order the same thing every damn time because i know i like it and will be pleased, yet i’ll be the first one to agree to try a new restaurant. if that made any sense. i’m hungry. going for breakfast.
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Whoa…
My ass is sore but from a muscle sprain from running with people who are in much better shape than I am. Not that “sit bone” kind of sore.
I don’t think I am a trailblazer but I’m not conventional for the sake of conventional either. And I definitely like to try new things, and new ways of doing things.
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Love the graphic. My ass is only sore when I take the seat off and ride my bike, which I do on days that end in “y”.
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My ass should be sore today, but is one of the few things that isn’t. I try new things, oh yes I do.
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My ass is completely sore free!
Now I sound boring.
And I kinda am, but I am definitely a trailblazer, usually about 4 beers in…
(Graphic is awesome! THIS is awesome!!! )
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My ass is not sore at all. You see, I was at a gay bar last night and none of the boys wanted to put it in my butt….imagine that!
I’m a trailblazer but once I’ve blazed that trail and find myself at “point B”, I like things to be “just so” and create my habits. So yes, I am a mixture.
You’re Awesome Kisses,
Hilly
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Ah yes… the four-finger cartoon paradox. What DO you do when a hand-gesture requires five fingers? Do you just wing it with four? Or do you temporarily add a fifth finger? These are the things that keep me up at night.
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Me? So not a try new things person. Sometimes, I have to force myself to do so for the sake of the situation – like, uh, go to Florida to meet a bunch of internet folk and go to a restaurant I’d never heard of. Usually though, I’ll stick with same ol’ same ol’. So much safer that way
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@Delmer: Hopefully, my bike too will tone it down.
@Sarah: Maybe you just have more experience than me.
@DutchBitch: Hehehehe.
@Hello Haha Narf: It makes perfect sense.
@Nat: You sound like a trailblazer to me…
@Avitable: And yet you can still hold it in 8 hours? I’m impressed.
@Poppy: I’m sure that this comment is not as dirty as I imagine it.
@Sybil Law: You boring? Never! And thanks!
@Hilly: Awwww, you’re awesome too! Thanks for being a good sport!
@Dave2: I think there should be a rule about the missing finger. Is it the index, the middle finger, the ring finger, the pinky? It can’t be the index for sure. Oh great, now I’ll be up all night.
@SheilaCSR: Yeah… We’ll work on that when you visit.
I had to return to see what the f I said.
Slightly as dirty as you think, I’m sure. I’m a … wait, aren’t you, like, my brother!?
GROSS.
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Hehehehe. Funny.
My ass is not sore.
I am a trailblazer, sometimes. Other times, I’m conventional. Mostly, my life choices are impacted by my extreme dedication to fence sitting. Hmmm. Which you would *think* would make my ass sore. But, no. I have a tough ass.
What was the question, again?
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