I dreamt that I took all the skin & muscle off my right arm.
I just cut around the bicep to the bone and pulled the whole thing off like a sock.
I did it so I could reajust the tips of my fingers. They were dangling a bit, you know like when socks are not quite pulled up enough?
The problem was that once I pulled the skin and muscle off, it became stiff and I was having trouble putting the bones back in.
So I was walking around trying to find a doctor to put me back together.
All the while thinking “this is messed up”.
I woke up, I was sleeping on my arm, and my arm was asleep.
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What do you think that means?
“It’s not a tumah.”
Stop falling asleep watching the Action channel.
Harry Tasker approves this message.
I think it means your arm was asleep… while you were sleeping..
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No more Scotch for you my brother…
BNL
Alcohol, my permanent accessory
Alcohol, a party-time necessity
Alchool, alternative to feeling like yourself
O alcohol, I still drink to your health
I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Forget the caffe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea
A malibu and coke for you, a g&t for me
Alcohol, your songs resolve like
My life never will
When someone else is picking up the bill
I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
O alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I’ll use something else
I thought that alcohol was just for those with
Nothing else to do
I thought that drinking just to get drunk
Was a waste of precious booze
But now I know that there’s a time
And there’s a place where I can choose
To walk the fine line between
Self-control and self-abuse
I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Would you please ignore that you
Found me on the floor
Trying on your camisole?
O alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I’ll use something else.
Would you please forgive me
Would you please forgive me
P.S. Cut and paste is a great fonction
P.P.S. Being me is great
P.P.SS. This is a ridicoulous reply
P.P.P.S.S.S: Man it’s 6 in the morning and I’m on the net while my kids are running naked in the street!
P.P.P.P.S.S.S.S.: I had a dream…you’re the next white Martin Luther King.
P.P.P.P.P.S.S”S..s”Ss.S”SsS. Bob Barker can kick my ass
PPPPPPPSSSSSSSSS: A dream And a BONER
@Karen Sugarpants: Does that make me Doris?
@DutchBitch: It was the perfect stranger.
@THE BROTHER: And I’m replying to comments while my kids… Damn, where are my kids?
I immediately thought of that scene from Terminator 2. You must be a killer robot sent here from the future.
Nice shirt, btw!
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http://badgods.com/lore-idreamed.html
I <3 copy and paste!
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….and no one else is going to get that (possibly not even you) but it made me giggle.
Sheila (Charm School Reject) recently blogged Yes We Can! A Recap.
@Avitable: That shirt is starting to show a little wear and tear, when can I expect the 2009 edition to come out? Daddy needs a new t-shirt (or five). Hint hint. And speaking of killer robots from the future and Avitaween: I’ll be back.
@J-V-Lynch: How à propos. Great cartoon! Don’t you think that dude looks a little like me?
@SheilaCSR: Me too!
@SheilaCSR: Me too!
You = crazy.
That is what it means.
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I posted too late… Avitable beat me to it with the Terminator 2 comment.
If you dream about Toy Story, then you’ll have a sewed on arm that looks like a cowboy.
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