Monthly Archives: May 2009

I made cupcakes!

And sure enough, Tuck Tape was involved. Hot & Naked. That’s how I bake. Also look a the pretty cupcakes!  That’s the Vanilla frosting. I should’ve used the actual frosting bag instrad of the cheap Ziploc. This looks like albino … Continue reading

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Singular Dad

Whenever LovelyWife leaves for her “business trips”, we always go to the same routine.  She’ll start by asking me if I’ll be all right taking care of the Zadorables by myself.  I always say I will. She always asks if … Continue reading

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Friday I’m in love

Psssst: That’s the set-up for this post. From Threadless Tees.

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Married with Children

Spending some time on Awkward Family Photos, one starts to wonder which family we might be mistaken for. After all, the “two parents + two kids (a boy and a  girl)” is a fairly common configuration in television and movies.  Love … Continue reading

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Fun with numbers

Today May 27 is the 147th day of the year (148th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. There are 218 days remaining until the end of the year. I have 446 published posts on this blog.  In 54 posts, I will hit … Continue reading

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One bullet short of a full gun (18)

Too smart for my own good: I knew it, that thing I suspected turned out exactly the way I thougt it was going to turn out. That means more work for me. Oh joy. Model: Before remodeling, shouldn’t I model … Continue reading

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So I married an axe murderer

All right, I did not marry an axe murderer, but I did marry a mathematician.  In my defense, she was not a mathematician when I married her, she was just weird. She only got weirder later.  Can you find my … Continue reading

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tYotP: K

This post is part of the Year of the Purge : A to Z series. Every other Sunday, I’ll get rid of something starting with the letter A and working my way to the letter Z by the end of December. … Continue reading

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C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!

No post today. Move along. I know you’re sad. 

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I had a dream…

I dreamt that I took all the skin & muscle off my right arm. I just cut around the bicep to the bone and pulled the whole thing off like a sock. I did it so I could reajust the … Continue reading

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Renting DVDs is so 1999.

Note to the reader: I originally planned on posting this yesterday, but that little fire incident preempted this post. Now I’m just too lazy to change the references to the days. And I know it’s just the word “yesterday” in … Continue reading

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Instant dad – Just add fire.

As my workday drew to a close, I was dreading returning home. I was picturing myself sanding drywall compound, vacuuming, painting, cleaning up, taking a shower and finally sitting down around 8, completely exhausted. a repeat of my weekend if … Continue reading

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I hate Tuesdays dressed as Mondays

You know, ever so often we get long weekends. I’m sure you do to. Well, unless you’re not working. Or just working part-time. Or on a special schedule. Ok so I guess my point is I use to really love long weekends. … Continue reading

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Victory-a Day

Hello Internet Peeps. Today is Victoria Day in Canada. That means that I’m not working. Not working at the office, that is. Because I still have plenty of the list to do. I’m telling you, drywall is a labor of … Continue reading

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tYotP: J

This post is part of the Year of the Purge : A to Z series. Every other Sunday, I’ll get rid of something starting with the letter A and working my way to the letter Z by the end of December. … Continue reading

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