Monthly Archives: April 2009

I thought I was hip and cool

Turns out I’m leaning more towards the “cold and needs a hip replacement” on the hip to hip continuum. You see, my niece is on Facebook.  But that’s not what makes me feel old.  She’s going to turn 15 this … Continue reading

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The Parental Units

On Monday night, my dad called saying my mom was looking at my blog, and could not find her picture like I promised I was going to do. I’m a little confused, but let me fix that like the good … Continue reading

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I’m still off!

Oh wow. I’m still on vacation today. ::w00t!:: But here’s a little weekend recap for you.  Friday: Parental Units came to visit. My mom is a Cappuccino addict. We sat around, talked, forced my dad to play Guitar Hero. I took my … Continue reading

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tYotP: H

This post is part of the Year of the Purge : A to Z series. Every other Sunday, I’ll get rid of something starting with the letter A and working my way to the letter Z by the end of December. … Continue reading

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Found him!

He was there the whole time.

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Guest Posting for Whall today – Really!

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits. Oh. Did I mention I’m over at Whall’s today? Poop, Tinkle, DITL, Beaver, Lollipop Licker, MotherBoinker and Bazongas.

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One bullet short of a full gun (16)

Royal Visit: You guys remember my mom, right? I mention her from time to time and recently Avitable made her an offer she couldn’t refuse. There’s a picture below if you don’t remember. Well my mom (and my dad) is coming … Continue reading

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Knowledge by proxy

It always make me smile when people make unexpected connections in their mind. I am after all, a great observer of people. Earlier this week I was asked if I knew why the boiling water faucet didn’t work in the … Continue reading

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Oops I did it again.

LovelyWife almost set the house on fire tonight. Again. That’s awesome, because I didn’t know what to blog about for today. She was cooking meatballs in the oven – the frozen kind that you just throw in the oven – … Continue reading

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An explanation

Hello dear fellows bloggers and readers, Some of you may have noticed that the weekend posts were a slight departure from the usual stuff that I post. Then again, maybe you didn’t. It’s all right, I still like you. Toujours … Continue reading

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No post today

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Fly on my car

I checked, and this legally constitutes a post. 

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One bullet short of a full gun (15)

Triangles everywhere: I finished Infected by Scott Sigler a few days ago, and I’m halfway through Contagious. Thanks Poppy for mentionning the triangle book, and thanks Dave2 for letting me know about the sequel. I’m completely hooked. Next, I decided to … Continue reading

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How long?

Because everything is much funnier when it happens to Batman and the Joker. Based on this.

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I did it!

Today this blog turns one year old.  Actually, this blog in this format turns one year old. I’ve been writing stuff online for a good 10 years now. When I moved from Joomla! to WordPress one year ago, I told … Continue reading

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