tYotP: H

This post is part of the Year of the Purge : A to Z series. Every other Sunday, I’ll get rid of something starting with the letter A and working my way to the letter Z by the end of December. This week I’m tackling H.

Half-Efforts / Half-Assness

I’ll call you on it instead of fixing your shit. You’ve been warned.

Halitosis

I’ll call you on it instead of politely offering you a mint. You’ve been warned.

Heroin & Herpes

If only I had those, that’d be a good purge.

HighLands Exclusivity

Try scotches from other regions of Scotland, not just the Highlands. Way to purge! 

Hopes and dreams

Nah, I’ll keep those for a while still.

Hitman part time job

Ahem, scratch that. Forget I said anything. ::whistles innocently::

House shopping

Hey LovelyWife: Can we agree that we will not move for at least 3 years? That would be awesome.

Hockey

I’ll give up watching hockey right after the Stanley Cup is won until next season begins, I swear! 

Horns

Horns, moi? Mwhaaa haa ah! If I give that up, who will fast-track your paperwork?

Horrible chocolate

I love chocolate. I hate horrible chocolate. This one’s not really hard. 

Humans

I’m so completely ready to give up on humans. I’ll just hold off for a little while.

Humbleness

I feel I should proclaim my awesomeness instead of being so damn humble all the time.

Hairy nostrils

This is starting to be a concern. Let’s make it a thing of the past.

Hectic schedule

Well, I’ve already started this with the Webless Weekends. 

Hemoglobin

Hey, I could give blood. Not that AB+ is really rare, but every drop helps, right?

Hot Pockets & Hot-Dogs

Done.