It’s Monday. I miss the week-end already.
The Week in preview
Here’s what’s gonna happen to me this week:
Monday
I’ll get some flak from the Interwebz for making this crappy stunt post. At least, it’s not like there’s a controversy regarding my death or anything. And one last thing: I was there when Stile did it.
Tuesday
I’ll renew my bus pass for April. I live an exciting life.
Wednesday
In a really really bad twist on an April Fool’s joke, I’ll end up with a massive quantity M&Ms. And to think that it’ll all start with a badly timed bald joke.
Thursday
Still reeling from yesterday’s events, I’ll fall down the stairs at the office. My absence will not be noticed because people will never think of looking for me in the frakin’ stairs.
Friday
About 130m of snow (400′) will fall on the National Capital. Canadians shrug and life goes on. Meh.
Saturday
Hockey night in Canada is postponed because all the players have a weird case of not finding their laces. This will prompt Benoit Brunet to say: “I think the first team to make it on the ice and score a goal will take a serious option on the game”.
Sunday
It’ll be once more 23:30, and I’ll still be looking for something to post for Monday. 
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As I’m writing this, LovelyWife is watching the Amazing Race. They have a one-arm tiger handler. That’s funnier than anything I could come up with.
I bow down.
One armed tiger handler?! That’s awesome!!!
Good luck on April Fool’s Day! We can alert your coworkers if needed. At least you can survive on the M & Ms!
Sybil Law recently blogged I’m going to tap it, too.