Done like Dimanche.

It’s Monday. I miss the week-end already.

The Week in preview

Here’s what’s gonna happen to me this week:

Monday

I’ll get some flak from the Interwebz for making this crappy stunt post. At least, it’s not like there’s a controversy regarding my death or anything. And one last thing: I was there when Stile did it.

Tuesday

I’ll renew my bus pass for April. I live an exciting life. 

Wednesday

In a really really bad twist on an April Fool’s joke, I’ll end up with a massive quantity M&Ms. And to think that it’ll all start with a badly timed bald joke.

Thursday

Still reeling from yesterday’s events, I’ll fall down the stairs at the office. My absence will not be noticed because people will never think of looking for me in the frakin’ stairs. 

Friday

About 130m of snow (400′) will fall on the National Capital. Canadians shrug and life goes on. Meh. 

Saturday

Hockey night in Canada is postponed because all the players have a weird case of not finding their laces. This will prompt Benoit Brunet to say: “I think the first team to make it on the ice and score a goal will take a serious option on the game”.

Sunday

It’ll be once more 23:30, and I’ll still be looking for something to post for Monday.

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As I’m writing this, LovelyWife is watching the Amazing Race. They have a one-arm tiger handler. That’s funnier than anything I could come up with. 

I bow down.