Guest posting for Avitable today

This is my new schtick. I pretend people asked me to guest post on their blog, and I do it here. Hope you like it. ;-)

Everything is bigger in the States

Hi! LeSombre guest-posting for Avitable here. 

When Avitable asked me to guest post for him, I really didn’t know what to do. I mean how can you do justice to a man who posted numerous pictures of his balls, his ass and even his salami on-line? I can’t really do dolphin porn, it’s been outlawed in Canada after the Trudeau administration. Dancing is also out of the question, since in Canada dancing and Rock and Roll are illegal. In fact, it is Ariel’s dad, a Bible-thumping minister, who is responsible for keeping Canada dance-free. When I was in high school, my classmates and I wanted to do away with this ordinance, especially since the senior prom was around the corner, but only I had the courage to initiate a battle. My pent-up frustrations caused a confrontation with Rev. Shaw Moore and the Parliament as I took on the establishment struggling to abolish the outmoded ban and revitalize the spirit of the repressed Canadians.

As you know, Footloose was heavily inspired by my high school years. Kevin Bacon is a spitting image of yours truly. Well the bacon part anyways.

Without further ado, I give you a classic Avitable piece of art, with a Canadian twist.

Avitable does Ottawa

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Clicking makes some of it bigger. 

 

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19 Responses to “Guest posting for Avitable today”

  1. bluepaintred Says:
    March 24th, 2009 at 01:05

    OMFG did this ever make me laugh! awesome job!

    bluepaintred recently blogged Where I’ve Been…

  2. Amber Says:
    March 24th, 2009 at 03:55

    ROFL!!!!!

    Mike… well-done, my friend… well-done!

    ;-)

    Amber recently blogged Remembering Matt: Four Years

  3. Avitable Says:
    March 24th, 2009 at 05:40

    Hahahaha! Genius!

    Avitable recently blogged Todave is an important dave.

  4. Dave2 Says:
    March 24th, 2009 at 07:54

    If that’s your penis when it’s cold out… holy crap…

    Dave2 recently blogged Day Five: Stonehenge-Lacock-Bath

  5. PocketCT Says:
    March 24th, 2009 at 08:48

    Dancing illegal in Canada?!? Ack! My sweetie keeps telling me the dancing is really good in Canada. Do you think it is a ruse? Lure me north and then, then, then what? No dancing? I’m not going now! Too bad.
    If you guest post for me you will have to write about some obscure holiday since it is your fault I’m not anyway!

    PocketCT recently blogged Grumpiness and Rants

  6. Sybil Law Says:
    March 24th, 2009 at 09:44

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
    I love it!

    Sybil Law recently blogged You betta (you better you better you bet)!

  7. Sheila (Charm School Reject) Says:
    March 24th, 2009 at 10:01

    I love it!

    Sheila (Charm School Reject) recently blogged Techno-Retarded

  8. suze Says:
    March 24th, 2009 at 10:07

    I laughed out loud. While at work. It’s impossible to explain this to curious coworkers who do not read nor have never heard of Avitable…

    Brilliant :)

    suze recently blogged so, here’s the thing…

  9. delmer Says:
    March 24th, 2009 at 10:14

    I’d no idea Canadians had a Big Ben.

    (And what’s that clock behind you called?)

    delmer recently blogged Oh Canada (Oh! Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes! Yesss!!)

  10. Janelle Says:
    March 24th, 2009 at 11:30

    This post totally made my day :) Awesome job!!

    Janelle recently blogged Monday Morning Twilight

  11. whall Says:
    March 24th, 2009 at 18:46

    I like how the lady on the right is looking back at the shrieks back from the parliament building who just noticed Adam’s hairy back.

    I mean, come on. Are those tourists or something? Canadia has sasquatch!

    whall recently blogged WatchMeh

  12. LeSombre Says:
    March 24th, 2009 at 19:12

    @Bluepaintred: Thanks! It was also fun to do. ;-)

    @Amber: ::bows down::

    @Avitable: Genius? I like that. ;-)

    @Dave2: That’s what she said!

    @PocketCT: No no, I managed to get the ban lifted years ago. ;-)

    @Sybil Law: Yay!

    @SheilaCSR: ::w00t!::

    @Suze: Any day that I can spread the weird looks from coworkers is a good day in my book.

    @Delmer: Big Ben is my brother, really. And that clocktower is the peace tower.

    @Janelle: My work here is done.

    @Whall: I know Avitable is “less manly” in this drawing, but that’s no reason to refer to him as a lady. We only have Sasquatch when Avitable visits.

  13. Ren Says:
    March 25th, 2009 at 11:34

    I too laughed at loud at work. Luckily, no one noticed. I laughed again at Dave’s comment, among others. In fact, I’m still chuckling as I write this.

  14. Coal Miner's Granddaughter Says:
    March 25th, 2009 at 15:27

    Wow. They really are bigger up north, eh?

    Coal Miner’s Granddaughter recently blogged Don’t Do As I Do. Really.

  15. LeSombre Says:
    March 25th, 2009 at 16:27

    @Ren: Good! ;-)

    @CMG: Now you know why we all go “eh!”. ;-)

  16. hello haha narf Says:
    March 25th, 2009 at 20:20

    great fucking post! you crack me open.

    hello haha narf recently blogged 3 Days

  17. LeSombre Says:
    March 28th, 2009 at 07:17

    @Hello Haha Narf: I admit it, I’m pretty proud of that one. ;-)

  18. Poppy Says:
    March 28th, 2009 at 23:35

    Oh please oh please oh please do this to me. This is BRILLIANT!

    Love the drawer-ing.

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  19. LeSombre Says:
    March 29th, 2009 at 09:14

    @Poppy: I’m putting my thinking cap on…