This is my new schtick. I pretend people asked me to guest post on their blog, and I do it here. Hope you like it. 
Everything is bigger in the States
Hi! LeSombre guest-posting for Avitable here.
When Avitable asked me to guest post for him, I really didn’t know what to do. I mean how can you do justice to a man who posted numerous pictures of his balls, his ass and even his salami on-line? I can’t really do dolphin porn, it’s been outlawed in Canada after the Trudeau administration. Dancing is also out of the question, since in Canada dancing and Rock and Roll are illegal. In fact, it is Ariel’s dad, a Bible-thumping minister, who is responsible for keeping Canada dance-free. When I was in high school, my classmates and I wanted to do away with this ordinance, especially since the senior prom was around the corner, but only I had the courage to initiate a battle. My pent-up frustrations caused a confrontation with Rev. Shaw Moore and the Parliament as I took on the establishment struggling to abolish the outmoded ban and revitalize the spirit of the repressed Canadians.
As you know, Footloose was heavily inspired by my high school years. Kevin Bacon is a spitting image of yours truly. Well the bacon part anyways.
Without further ado, I give you a classic Avitable piece of art, with a Canadian twist.
Avitable does Ottawa
Clicking makes some of it bigger.
OMFG did this ever make me laugh! awesome job!
bluepaintred recently blogged Where I’ve Been…
ROFL!!!!!
Mike… well-done, my friend… well-done!
Amber recently blogged Remembering Matt: Four Years
Hahahaha! Genius!
Avitable recently blogged Todave is an important dave.
If that’s your penis when it’s cold out… holy crap…
Dave2 recently blogged Day Five: Stonehenge-Lacock-Bath
Dancing illegal in Canada?!? Ack! My sweetie keeps telling me the dancing is really good in Canada. Do you think it is a ruse? Lure me north and then, then, then what? No dancing? I’m not going now! Too bad.
If you guest post for me you will have to write about some obscure holiday since it is your fault I’m not anyway!
PocketCT recently blogged Grumpiness and Rants
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I love it!
Sybil Law recently blogged You betta (you better you better you bet)!
I love it!
Sheila (Charm School Reject) recently blogged Techno-Retarded
I laughed out loud. While at work. It’s impossible to explain this to curious coworkers who do not read nor have never heard of Avitable…
Brilliant
suze recently blogged so, here’s the thing…
I’d no idea Canadians had a Big Ben.
(And what’s that clock behind you called?)
delmer recently blogged Oh Canada (Oh! Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes! Yesss!!)
This post totally made my day
Awesome job!!
Janelle recently blogged Monday Morning Twilight
I like how the lady on the right is looking back at the shrieks back from the parliament building who just noticed Adam’s hairy back.
I mean, come on. Are those tourists or something? Canadia has sasquatch!
whall recently blogged WatchMeh
@Bluepaintred: Thanks! It was also fun to do.
@Amber: ::bows down::
@Avitable: Genius? I like that.
@Dave2: That’s what she said!
@PocketCT: No no, I managed to get the ban lifted years ago.
@Sybil Law: Yay!
@SheilaCSR: ::w00t!::
@Suze: Any day that I can spread the weird looks from coworkers is a good day in my book.
@Delmer: Big Ben is my brother, really. And that clocktower is the peace tower.
@Janelle: My work here is done.
@Whall: I know Avitable is “less manly” in this drawing, but that’s no reason to refer to him as a lady. We only have Sasquatch when Avitable visits.
I too laughed at loud at work. Luckily, no one noticed. I laughed again at Dave’s comment, among others. In fact, I’m still chuckling as I write this.
Wow. They really are bigger up north, eh?
Coal Miner’s Granddaughter recently blogged Don’t Do As I Do. Really.
@Ren: Good!
@CMG: Now you know why we all go “eh!”.
great fucking post! you crack me open.
hello haha narf recently blogged 3 Days
@Hello Haha Narf: I admit it, I’m pretty proud of that one.
Oh please oh please oh please do this to me. This is BRILLIANT!
Love the drawer-ing.
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@Poppy: I’m putting my thinking cap on…