I’m tiiiiiiiiiired. I do a meme. I go to bed. I rock.
1. My uncle once: pretended his house was on fire for an April Fool’s joke.
2. Never in my life: have I won a triathlon.
3. When I was five: I knew how to read and write.
4. High School was: the best twelve years of my life.
5. I will never forget: my mom’s red hair and Ronald McDonald haircut.
6. I once met: a deadine.
7. There’s this girl I know: who will think at least five of these are about her.
8. Once, at a bar: I fought some bikers.
9. By noon I’m usually: hungry like the wolf.
10. Last night: I slept in the living room.
11. If I only had: taken the blue pill.
12. Next time I go to church: I’ll take a picture.
13. Terry Schiavo: is proof that this meme is old.
14. What worries me most: Life. The TV show, I think it’s going to be cancelled.
15. When I turn my head left, I see: the living room turning 90 degrees clockwise.
16. When I turn my head right, I see: the living room turning 90 degrees counter-clockwise.
17. You know I’m lying when: I say I’m fine.
18. What I miss most about the eighties: neon laces.
19. If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: immortal.
20. By this time next year: I’ll be a year older.
21. A better name for me would be: works-with-idiots.
22. I have a hard time understanding: Japanese.
23. If I ever go back to school I’ll: be working.
24. You know I like you if: I initiate conversations with you.
25. If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: me.
26. Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: never had lunch with me.
27. Take my advice: ignore all parenting advice.
28. My ideal breakfast is: cooked by someone else.
29. A song I love, but do not have is: The Romantics – Talking in your sleep.
30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you bring me as a guide.
31. Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: are all present in my current town.
32. Why won’t people: think?
33. If you spend the night at my house: you better like red wine, Scotch and long conversations.
34. I’d stop my wedding for: nothing.
35. The world could do without: dumbasses.
36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: the ass of a cockroach.
37. My favorite blonde is: Heineken.
38. Paper clips are more useful than: last year’s take out menu.
39. If I do anything well, it’s: added to my regular duties.
40. And by the way: you rule.
You were in high school for 12 years? Dude, did you grow up in Scarborough? LOL!
Karen Sugarpants recently said Crop Circles in the Carpet
Yanno cockroaches leave trails of their urine to and from places and use it as a tracking device. So essentially cockroaches follow other roach urine on their bellies. I’m just saying…essentially a belly is the same as an ass.
Sarah recently said Couldn’t Have Said it Better Myself
re #5 – the 80s were unkind to many of us.
Mimi recently said Spring must be around the corner!
I hear the secrets that you keep… when you’re talking in your sleep…
Besides that and Duran Duran – score! Two songs stuck in my head today!
Sybil Law recently said 20. Really?!
@Karen Sugarpants: Damn, that’s a typo. It should be 21 not 12.
@Sarah: I think you can officially be upgraded to a lake of knowledge.
@Mimi: Oh, it’s a legend in my family. My mom claims this never happened. But I remember.
@Sybil Law: Hey at least it’s a good song. ::cough::
Well, I dunno about the other thirty-nine but number forty is most definitely about me. D’uh.
BTW – make sure there is Dr. Pepper at your house when I visit. This ensures that I’ll love you forever.
Sheila (Charm School Reject) recently said Goals
Clearly I am never spending the night at your place. Red wine and scotch = evil.
Princess of the Universe recently said Just Getting a Few Things Off My Chest…
@SheilaCSR: The Doctor is in.
@Princess of the Universe: Is there a story behind this?
Ha, I totally had neon laces when I was a kid. Yellow on one shoe, orange on the other. Because that’s how I rolled.
Kevin Spencer recently said Wrong