Here are some tips on how to sound smarter than you are during your day off.
Say: I took a shower and shaved
Not: I took a shower at 13:30, and shaved “down there”.
Say: I drove the kids to school.
Not: I drove the kids to school in my underwear.
Say: I had a nice cheese panini sandwich for breakfast.
Not: I had a grilled cheese.
Say: I also had an espresso.
Not: I also had the 3 day old coffee – cold (because we don’t have a microwave).
Say: and some cranberry juice.
Not: and Vodka with some cranberry juice in it for the color.
Say: I then cleaned the whole house
Not: I then pushed stuff off the couch so I could have my grilled cheese.
Say: I spent the whole day reading & listening to music
Not: I spent the whole day reading blogs, chatting with Sheila while listening to BobFM.
Say: I had some chicken with some greens for lunch.
Not: I ordered chicken wings for lunch. It came with celery that I threw away.
Say: I reflected on life’s issues, and possibly found the solution to a few of the troubles I’m having.
Not: I took the longest crap ever, but forgot to bring a book.
Say: I found a way to be 10% more productive even on my days off.
Not: I discovered the wireless works well in the bathroom.
Say: I watched a classic television program.
Not: The A-Team was on at some point.
Say: All and all, it was a wonderful relaxing day.
Not: Meh.
Say: I had some chicken with some greens for lunch.
Not: I ordered chicken wings for lunch. It came with celery that I threw away.
My favorite but, then again, you already knew that didn’t you Mr. Smarty Pants?
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You should smarter already!
Say: I discovered new and exciting intellectuals
Not: I read LeSombre and realized there is more to him than “Meh”
Meh.
NYCWD recently said Believe
Hahahaha
So I HAVE been productive today. Thanks!
Sybil Law recently said Damn I Love Myself!
Wait, I thought that in taking gigantic/long-lasting dumps, one looses IQ points.
Huh.
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@SheilaCSR: Yup, I did.
@Avitable: I be!
@NWCWD: I’m meh-gnificiant.
@Sybil Law: I live to serve.
@CMG: Hence the book. You also start by losing the low points, so it’s the survival of the fittest IQ points. I’m only left with the high ones now.
That’s a very productive day. Impressive
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Just last night, my middle boy was asking me about the A-Team (and the theme). I filled him in with what I knew.
As for me, I’ve been watching Rat Patrol on a regular basis. (Victor was such a young-looking German officer.)
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