Parenting Assvice

Posted on December 21, 2008 by LeSombre

My friends Peter and Natasha recently had a baby, Kole. 

I have found a few useful tips for the new parents. 

As usual, my only valid parenting advice is:

Disregard all parenting advice  you receive. 

You should print and frame that.

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4 Responses to Parenting Assvice

  1. delmer says:
    December 21, 2008 at 00:25

    Samson once had a poo explosion that blew stuff out of his diaper and up the back of his onesie. The gentle patting, shown in “Washing,” would have been ineffective. I believe a hand-held shower massage was used in that instance (set to low flow, naturally).

    Still … this is all sound advice. Especially the last item that starts “Disregard.”

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  2. LeSombre says:
    December 21, 2008 at 00:40

    @Delmer: Well, when you name a kid Samson, you should not expect weak poo. ;-)

  3. Sheila (Charm School Reject) says:
    December 22, 2008 at 10:49

    You made me laugh so hard with this.

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  4. LeSombre says:
    December 22, 2008 at 19:21

    @SheilaCSR: Well, some of them helped me a little. LOL! ;-)