One bullet short of a full gun (7)

 Kanada on Karl!: Hey, I’ll be on SecondHand Karl tonight. Of course I mean on his radio show, not on him. Call in and make fun of my accent! Ask me if I have [this] in Canada. ;-) You know you want to.

 Once again, I have the perfect ass: My car’s rear bumper is now fixed. Rejoice!

 Booze: Thrice today I alluded that I was a drunk, and I got weird reactions. Having my morning espresso, LovelyWife said “Nice breakfast”. I replied: “Two ounces of Cognac can really kick start your day!”. Her reaction: “Are you serious?” (she was). Later on, I’m telling that story to my boss, and after my Cognac line he cuts me and says: “What’s wrong with that?”. During a meeting, a coworker asks me: “When you receive my e-mails, you must think not another stupid question, right?”. I replied: “Actually I thought: Gee, I think I’m low on Scotch, better run to the store”. Everyone laughed. I think I have a free pass to be a drunk, and that sorta scares me a little.

 Food critiques: LovelyWife cooks 96.99537% of the time. She loves to buy cookbooks, magazines, look online for recipes. She changes and adapts recipes all the time. At dinner, she asked the kids what their favorite meal was. If they could have any meal in the whole wide world, what would they have? My son: Dad’s macaroni and cheese! My daughter: Dad’s volcano cakes! My wife: Making that face. You know the one. Now I apparently I have to cook dinner once a week – thanks kids! Is it my fault that I don’t burn things? ;-)

 A felon, moi? : I am totally stealing this from Cortejo. Answer the following question, then if you want, post it to your own blog and see how many crimes you get accused of. If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for?

In pure Call of Cthulhu tradition, I’ll keep the last bullet for myself for when the actual madness comes.

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13 Responses to “One bullet short of a full gun (7)”

  1. Karl Says:
    November 13th, 2008 at 01:23

    I’d think you got arrested for molesting giraffes. What? I know I’m not the only one who’d think it!

    Karls last blog post..The Devil Inside

  2. Sarah Says:
    November 13th, 2008 at 01:26

    I love to bake. I don’t really know how to cook meat and stuff, I mean theoretically I do but my Mom tends to bake dinners.

    But I love baking sweet stuff. Love it. I just made pumpkin butterscotch cookies the other day as a matter of fact. they were delicious.

    This comment really has nothing to do with anything, I’ve been kind of going off on tangents a bit today. Maybe I should’ve saved my commenting for another day.

    Sarahs last blog post..A boring post for hump day

  3. LeSombre Says:
    November 13th, 2008 at 06:36

    @Karl: Maybe I shouldn’t carry a stepladder all the time.

    @Sarah: Mmmmmmm pumpkin butterscotch. Send cookies now. Thank you! ;-)

  4. Avitable Says:
    November 13th, 2008 at 08:38

    Obviously, I’d think it was for public drunkenness.

    Avitables last blog post..The moment none of you have been waiting for

  5. LeSombre Says:
    November 13th, 2008 at 09:04

    @Avitable: Hic!

  6. Sheila (Charm School Reject) Says:
    November 13th, 2008 at 10:52

    I’d guess that you were arrested for, well, I was gonna say public drunkeness but Avitable stole it so I guess I’ll have to pass.

    You play Call of Cthulhu? Seriously? Yes! All the more reason to love you!

    Sheila (Charm School Reject)s last blog post..Okay – TODAY We Do Sappy

  7. LeSombre Says:
    November 13th, 2008 at 11:03

    @Sheila: I don’t play anymore (since I’ve moved here), but that’s only because I don’t have a group in Ottawa. Oh that and because I’m drunk in public most of the time. ;-)

  8. Turnbaby Says:
    November 13th, 2008 at 14:54

    I’d think it’s because you had finally been found out as Canadia’s Super Spy!

    Turnbabys last blog post..The Thursday Edition–Page 6

  9. LeSombre Says:
    November 13th, 2008 at 15:01

    @Turnbaby: Shhhhhhhhhhh! ;-) Nice choice.

  10. Coal Miner's Granddaughter Says:
    November 13th, 2008 at 15:54

    I think you would have been arrested for public drunkenness. :)

    Coal Miner’s Granddaughters last blog post..Anxiety

  11. Coal Miner's Granddaughter Says:
    November 13th, 2008 at 15:55

    Oh, wait. I didn’t read the other comments. And I just realized that I copied Avitable. Damn you Adam Heath!

    OK, so I’m changing my answer. You were arrested for inappropriate advances toward farm animals! :)

    Coal Miner’s Granddaughters last blog post..Anxiety

  12. delmer Says:
    November 15th, 2008 at 01:57

    You gotta love kids — they always know what to say.

    delmers last blog post..Survivor Corps – Returning Troops

  13. LeSombre Says:
    November 15th, 2008 at 10:07

    @CMG: Well, I took that chick to dinner and a movie, I expected something for sure!

    @Delmer: I was a little worried at first, because I thought that was your answer to why I was arrested.