A to Z meme

In my constant effort to be… constant, here’s another meme I stole from Ajooja. You know, just in case my plane crashed on Tuesday or that I have no Internet access.

• Accent: Yes: é, è, à, ô… Us French-Canadian people are all aboot accents.
• Breakfast or no breakfast: Does coffee counts? Didn’t think so…
• Chore I don’t care for: Trimming the frakin’ hedge. Why don’t we get a frakin’ fence?
• Dog or Cat: Allergic to cats. Allergic to some dogs.
• Essential Electronics: Laptop + Blackberry 
• Favorite Cologne: Escape for Men.
• Gold or Silver: I’d rather finish first.
• Handbag I carry most often: Garbage bag.
• Insomnia: Sometimes it’s fun not to sleep!
• Job Title: I was told the I had a job title “this long” (makes long hand sign) for “this much” (makes short handsign) of actual work. I replied that I was “this polite” (makes long hand sign) because that was “this funny” (makes a short hand sign).
• Kids: Two is enough.
• Living Arrangements: My banker and I own a very nice semi-detached.
• Most Admirable Trait: I’m so humble I should be a Saint.
• Naughtiest Childhood Behavior: Knowing stuff you didn’t.
• Overnight hospital stays: Dislocated shoulder. Technically, I spent the night in the waiting room.
• Phobias: Certain heights (16’9″), zebras, European carry-all.
• Quote: “Bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.”
• Reason to smile: I know something you don’t.
• Siblings: One of each model.
• Time I wake up: 5:15, 11:23, 15:00, 19:32 and 23:48. Power naps rule!
• Unusual Talent or Skill: I always shake two aspirins out of the bottle. I memorize licence plates.
• Vegetable I Refuse to Eat: Ocras.
• Worst Habit: I’m too nice.
• X-rays: Vision.
• Yummy Stuff: Me!
• Zoo Animal I Like Most: Polar bear.

So there you go. Steal away!!!