Or that there’s no Internet at the hotel and conference. Either way, I’m in Hell. 
Of course I’m not really dead, and there is wireless access in my hotel room, although it seems to be going down more often then a 2$ whore the price of gas love in an elevator a midget at a steakhouselet’s just say it’s going down a lot. That midget one doesn’t even make sense, except I had an amazing Porter steak tonight. Miam!
Anyhoo, back to the matter at hand: My room is equipped with a “Sleep Number” bed. The controls are fairly difficult to master, especially after a couple (triple?) of Scotches, a couple of beers and the biggest steak I ever had – all right, it was only 22 ounces, and I didn’t have to finish it within the hour, but still.
Adjusting the bed is really complex. Plus, it makes a vacuum noise like there’s no tomorrow! It’s insane! I was laughing so hard I’m sure my next door neighbor thinks I’m a crazy dude. Did I mention my neighbor is my boss? If worst comes to worst, there’s two beds in my room, I guess I could always sleep on the other one.
This is not the Palazzo. I think I’m forever spoiled when it comes to hotel rooms, after having experienced the extravaganza that was Las Vegas. What about you? What’s your best hotel experience?
I know this is a loaded question.
You’re tweeting about being at MY FAVORITE JAPANESE STEAKHOUSE, so I know you’re fine.
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OK. You need to record yourself giggling about the bed. Seriously.
My best hotel experience? That would have to be on my small-ass but comfortable-as-hell bunk on the scuba diving live-aboard yacht in the Turks and Caicos. Ahhhh, pure heaven, the ocean rocking the boat, and me, to sleep.
I shoulda been in the Navy.
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@Poppy: You probably can’t imagine how much of a geek I felt like when I had to explain to other IT people around the table that I was tweeting, and what was twitter was about. Well, maybe you can.
@CMG: You got me on the hotel experience. I’m not a diver, but I really envy you right now.